Quantcast
Channel: Dinosaur Prince's Kingdom
Viewing all 367 articles
Browse latest View live

Conan Board Game Is A Love Letter To Fans

$
0
0
Since so many people come here for Conan stuff, I wanted to show you guys this board game that is currently on Kickstarter.  It's already met all it's stretch goals.  The team only wanted $80,000 and wound up with close to 2 million.  I only found out about this a couple days ago.  You have three days left to get in on all the exclusives. (Of which there are so many desirable items!)   A friend of mine is buying this and I am very tempted to do the same.  Alas, our Canadian dollar is absolute shit at the moment.  The Kings Pledge plus one, or two exclusives will run me close to $200. -_-  With the New 3DS coming out next week, I'm already very tight on funds.
Anyway, I had to share some of the pictures and art.  Maybe some of you will want to pick this up.  The game play is not super complicated from what I can see.  (Which is a good thing.)  If any of you do pick it up, I would love to hear your stories about it. 

Here is a direct link to the site:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/806316071/conan

The art for this game is gorgeous!  Check it out!










 I had to insist my buddy get these!!!




























Huub Chan Gets FUCKED By Mizlilhuitl

$
0
0
Get's I gotta tell ya, Lastmanouthere has been showering me with amazing pictures as of late.  Most of which I have already had the honor of posting for you guys on this blog.  But this morning at 6 AM my ipod was going nuts with the bling blings, as image after image was sent my way!   Being awaking by sounds of incoming sexy men and meeting the day first with their beauty, really puts one in a stellar mood, I gotta tell ya.  It's been a rough week, to say the least, but meeting the day in such a way, certainly is the best medicine, to kick start the heart.

 So now I present to you, two of our Mayan boys from way back in 2011 Huub Chan & Mizlilhuitl having sex upon the soft grass of a quiet meadow, on a cool, cloudy, spring day! Mizlilhuitl has Huub spread out, so that he may penetrate his love as deeply as possible. Mizlilhuitl's dick size remains a mystery, but with the pure penetration already sending sweet, simple Hubby into orgasmic ecstasy, I would gather, it's pretty darn big!  A lot of people wondered if Huub would end up with his childhood friend Ixy, but he seems to have found love among the top ranking of Janatus warrior's.  Unlike Nehme, who still holds a torch for Janatu, Mizlilhuitl's heart has moved on, finding its place beside a kind young man.  It's not surprising, as Huub is exactly the kind of wonderful person Mizlilhuitl became a warrior to protect.  The little seashell echos with the beats of both their hearts now.


Thanks very much Lastmanouthere for this ever so hot and romantic piece!  Wait till you see what he has in store for us next! I am bursting to post it. ;D

Want to know more about Huub Chan and Mizlilhuitl?  Check out their original posts:

http://dinosaurprinceskingdom.blogspot.ca/2011/06/huub-ixys-hot-childhood-friend.html

http://dinosaurprinceskingdom.blogspot.ca/search/label/Mizlilhuitl


Amron Happily Surfs Into Year 30

$
0
0
 Hey guys!  While we all freeze over in North America, Leon De Leon is enjoying warm weather as he passes into year 30 down there in beautiful Australia.  It's 25 C over there right now. (ENVY.)  It's the perfect weather to spend a birthday on the beach, taking in all the sexy sights.  Mmmmm Surfers...Very few Surfers even in AU can compete with the sexiness of Amron, especially when draw by FallenAngel.  This is our gift to our sweet friend.  Our reminder that, just cause you hit the big three O, doesn't mean the wants and good times of youth suddenly vanish! 
I like how FallenAngel managed to place Sabell onto the surf board.  A slight reminder that we probably should have featured his lady love as well... (My bad!)  There's always next time!

Happy birthday Leon.  Keep dat Urban Musiq a playing load! 


Captain Of The Mayan Guards

$
0
0
Long ago in the ancient days of 2011, FallenAngel, Raul, Karolux, Yelmo, Sirio and myself created a big birthday bash for Lastmanouthere.  We drew many fun images, including the story of Ixy's 'page boy', an over overzealous guard that came to be named Ixtan.  In the months that followed that wild day, Lastman started working on many new characters.  One of these was left on the drawing board for close to 4 years. After having lost much of the work done on him,  I'm happy to say that he has been resurrected!!! 

Originally just an every day Mayan guy, Lastman found the idea of fleshing the rest of Ixys private protectors intriguing and so he was given a status upgrade!  Ixtan needed someone to keep him under control.  Someone who was higher in social stature, maturity, age and sexual prowess. 
The character below is Yoluk and has one of the finest bodies in all the sun priests domain....


Yoluk wears a light, sheer sarong instead of a breech cloth, like all temple guard at Tikal. This allows them to discard it if needed for some extra mobility during a fight. He also uses a complex neckpiece, which shows his rank as top guard there. Like his trusted underlings Coyopa and Cakulha, his weapon of choice is the spear.  Like all good Mayans they are very skilled at throwing the Atlatl, or Mayan lance.

    Did I mention he has a crush on a certain Mayan god-avatar, who also happens to have a crush on him? Sadly, they are both impeded by their respective stations to act on their feelings, so they each pretend to feel other nothing but respect for each.  Thus they are ignorant of the others real wishes. If they only knew...

Iktan the bodyguard has his place under Yoluk's guard, of course. However, due to his age a low social class, Iktan had to start as a page to Ixy (nobles go right into the files instead of having to prove their worth first.) As Iktan grew up and buffed up, he became more of a bodyguard than a page.

Next time, the reveal of Coyopa and Cakulha!  Hope you will swing by!


Twin Guards Of The Sun Priest

$
0
0
Hey guys, I got a double pleasure courtesy of Lastmanouthere.  What better way to start the Valentines weekend, but with a hint of twincest?  Meet two of the other guards under Yoluks command the brothers Coyopa and Cakulha.  These two love taking the night watch.  Watching over Ixy as he sleeps, patrolling long, empty hallways filled with the cool night air, where the only site worth taking in is the mirror image of themselves,they could not be happier.


Lastmans picture is freeze frame from a time long gone by.  An age of innocence and burning desire in a primal world.  Captured for us is a moment where two twin brothers, feeling that they are safe and alone in their duties, are working up the urge to give into the desires towards one another.  They have been patrolling close to each other for many long hours in the silent and sleep filled temple.  Once in awhile the brother in front feels the others hot breath on the nape his neck.  He starts to become addicted to the soft caress, waiting through endless minutes for another breath to by chance entice him even more.  The hot sweat on their bodies are starting to make their clothes see through.  This causes them to notice the fine features of each others muscular bottoms.
  Every so often the brother in the rear takes his chance to move a bit closer and closer to the brother in front.  Soon he is slightly grazing his brother as they walk. The other brother feels his advance and slows down. Hearts race.  Cocks slowly fill with blood and escape from their cloth prisons to swing low and in full site.  The brother in front stops allowing, his sibling to finally make his move. They caress, cock meets hip. An arm is raised and place on the wall for balance, as he readies for a sword fight and possibly to bring his brothers head closer to his.  Their hearts race, blood starts filling their tingling cocks.  And then, a noise and they look to find they have an audience....



Valentine Collection With Amron

$
0
0
Continuing our Valentines 2015 fun, tonight I have Amron drawn by the excellently talented Luisazo.  Amron is looking super adorable as he collects some very creamy valentines in his straw hat. After many donations from the biggest baddest cocks around, Amron has reached the point of no return and made a contribution himself.  Ubanmusiq felt the image was very 'boner inducing' and I certainly won't argue that! Luisazo did a legendary job on Amron and those big juicy cocks!  Hope your Valentines is filled with as much hotness as Amrons is here.  (Don't we all wish???) 



Here is a scruffier version, with Amron sporting his usual 5 o'clock shadow!  


I have not received any valentines cards, or chocolate filled hearts, but I did get the New 3DS Monster Hunter Edition along with Majora's Mask Limited Edition today!  I bought 2 of the Limited Editions to either give as a gift, or use as prize in contest. Sadly one of the boxes was ripped. -_- (Oh yeah and I got the Toon Link Amiibo too!)



Hunky Cupid Has Some Wishes From Valentines Long Past

$
0
0
Hey guys! I have a rather explosive Valentines post full of fun for you!  First off Guytoonist takes on Cupid once again!  He's been busy arming him with lovingly designed arrorw and a muscular body you just want to smear chocolates over and lick off.  Guytoonist sent me this extra special Valentine surprise earlier this week and I just had to insist on posting him up here for you guys to enjoy.  Check out that strawberry cream hair do. Yum, yum.  Guy certainly knows how to warm my heart during these coldest days of winter.


Cupid has brought some Valentines wish from days long past.  That bundle includes a very explosive Valentine from Dimata and Smilo!Wait till you get a 'load' of FallenAngels latest holiday masterpiece.  I came up with this one while at work.  (Never fun jotting down dirty ideas before you forget, while stuck up people travel to and fro behind you!)  Fallen pulled it into high gear to get this ready in time for the holiday.  It's his most vibrant Valentines card of all time!  I hope you all enjoy it!


Cupid brought even more greetings from days gone by. (Thanks to my enjoyment of collecting old valentines cards..) Here are some of my newest acquired ones featuring Scooby and Srappy, Rescue Rangers and Rogers Rabbit!

Roger Rabbit 1989:















 Scooby and Scrappy Doo from 1990:








 Rescue Rangers 1989:















Feel free to use these to spread some holiday cheer.  As for me, I would like to say that I am enjoying my New 3DS, but sadly the thing has dead pixels on the screen.  So...yeah, gonna have fun going through the repair process, since I can't return the stupid thing. (What with it being a limited edition and all.)
I drowned my sorrow in sweet art and spicy pizza:



Brother To Flowers: The Devious Nature Boy

$
0
0
Hello guys. Tonight I have the honor of presenting another spectacular work from Lastmanouthere for you to enjoy.  He certainly has been on a roll huh?  This is a new character that will one day be woven into an elaborate novel he is writing with our many Mayan characters.  This is Ikniuhxochitl, who's name I would have to rip out my tongue to pronounce correctly.  Even he knows it is difficult and goes by Xochitl for short.  His name meaning something a kin to 'Brother to Flowers' is actually very feminine, okay actually it's more of a girl Nahuatl name.  Still, being the flamboyant boy that he is, he quite likes it.  The other thing he likes is the peacefulness of the forest and jungles.  He's totally in tune with nature.  He has a way with animals and has many friends among the birds.  (Which lastman originally had perching on him in the initial sketch.)  This gentle side may in fact be a rouse. His intentions and the length to which he will go to achieve them have not been divulged to me.   I originally thought him a bit akin to Cleo from our Egypt Story. (He's like a lost cousin from across the flat Earth.)  I was assured that unlike the playful and cunning Cleo, this Mayan man hunter isn't playing games.

We shall all have to wait and see what Lastmanouthere has in store for us with him. For now we can at least gaze at his brilliance, beautifully drenched in the forest light.  There's something to be said about the minimal clothing of a shoulder toga. (That world is "ahooga!") Anyone want to go and pluck his flower with me? ;D

Nehme and Janatu Embrace, Janatu Show Off Your Sexy Face

$
0
0
Eh?  What is this?  Janatu actually taking notice of Nehme?  Nehme that odd soldier with that ridiculous birds head? Oh it happened alright.  One day, Janatu took Nehme deep in a cave.  While the two of them were alone, Janatu gave Nehme some private lessons.  He wanted to bring out his newest recruits potential by showing him how to attack and defend properly.  For hours he gave him instructions on how to fight like a warrior.  While young Nehme was studying his technique, Janatu was studying the body of his student.  He noticed for the first time how charming this young man was.  How elegant and avian like where his moves.  How well muscled and built he was. He started to notice more and more the bulge that lay beneath Nehmes loin cloth and grew eager to view it's contents.
 Nehme was very much in love with Janatu, but at the moment he was taking his training very seriously.  Janatu hid his true feelings well.  That is, until he decided to give much closer instruction.  He got very close as he adjusted Nehmes hips into a proper stance. He drew Nehme so close against his leg, that with one slight motion he popped Nehmes massively thick uncut cock right out of his undergarments.   A little embarrassed, slightly naive and overwhelmed by the sudden attention, Nehme was not sure what exactly was going on. Janatus smile followed by "Your bigger then I could have imagined." assured Nehme that they were both on same page.  He quickly grabbed his teaches bubble butt, hoping to hold them together in this embrace as long as possible.  Janatu then takes his glove and wipes the paint from his face.  For once Janatu is the shy one.  He let's out a nervous laugh as he smiles cheek to cheek.  "I want you to see the real me."  He looks at Nehme with enchanting eyes and Nehme looks back, into heaven. 
Sadly, just as Nehmes dreams were coming true, a voice called from the cave entrance. A battle had started.  Janatus leadership was needed.  They would have to continue this another day, but would they ever get the chance again? 



These two gorgeous images appeared a couple days ago courtesy of Lastmanouthere, of course!  Another gigantic surprise all the way from frigid cold Norway.  (I do believe there are reports of summer like weather around his house these days.) He certainly has brought a heck of a lot of warmth into my life.  He even included two making of videos, so I could share in the complete process.  It also seems that he is at the point of proof reading his novel featuring our many Mayan men.  This looks like it's going to be the year of Lastmanouthere on DPK.  It certainly has been the hottest February on record thanks to him.

The Sun Sets On DInosaurPrince's Kingdom

$
0
0
Hey guys...Sad news tonight.  Blogger is going to force all adult content blogs to become private in less than one month.  So unless I purchase a domain site of my own, or start handing out keys to the kingdom, there's going to be an extinction event around here for most of you.  Right now I am thinking of looking into something like Hostgator, or Naked Hosting and uploading this blog through wordpress.  (Which for some odd reason is okay, because you own the domain.  Wordpress otherwise comes down like a ton of bricks on adult content if they host it.)  This of course will cost a lot of money.  If anyone has any suggestions, or would like to be included in being able to view the blog privately, please let me know in the comments, or though e-mail. I believe you can request it after the fact as well, so fear not.
I'm going to put up the Paypal Donation widget.  If anyone can help out, it would be greatly appreciated.

I couldn't have wished for a better picture to set the mood tonight, then Lastmanouthere's latest piece.  Yesterday, all in one day, he drew and colored this lavish image of Ixtan bathed in sunset.  An amazing feat.  One that left me flabbergasted after already receiving so many new pieces last week!  (Lastman even went to the gym and had a full work out.  Me, I would have been done on the couch watching the Simpsons!!!)

Ixtan isn't allowed to patrol in the temple proper.  He's not high enough in rank, or social status for that.  He does explore every so often though, hoping to catch a glimpse of the priest he is so madly in love with...........


Homeless Hero Romer

$
0
0

Hi Guys.  The whole Google shake up from last week made me realize that this home isn't and never will be secure. They have changed their minds, but for how long?  What new rules will they now be enforcing?  I just don't feel as comfortable posting here as I once did.  Honestly I never really felt that safe posting here.  You read the tales of Google closing down adult sites, left, right and center.  Heck, there are blogs dedicated to the prevention and awareness of Googles constant take downs.   There was a point, (a very brief point) when Google took this blog down a few years ago. I found out almost as soon as it had happened, contacted Google and had it restored. For a time after that I thought about leaving, but decided to let it go.  Now I just can't.  I'll just be forever waiting for the hammer to fall again.  So, by the end of the month, I am going to create a new and (hopefully) better site. This site will remain and I will continue to post things here as well, for a time anyway.  Everything from this site will be extracted to the new site, so we won't lose anything if the future of Blogger isn't as sunny as they are promising us.

I have to give a big thanks to Caravaggia who created this wonderfully sweet image of Romer.  Even when he is totally depressed, he still looks so cute, in her hands.  Also a big thank you to everyone who commented and messaged me with ideas and tips on what to do next.  I think the future will be very exciting.
I'm going to post some more stuff later today. I got  sneak peek at Ride Hard #3 and I can't wait to tell you guys what I thought of it! :D

Amazing CG Rikuo

$
0
0
Yesterday Patrick Fillion showed me this amazing 3D sculpt of Rikuo from Darksalkers. It's been some time since I have seen anything related to a Capcom character that gave me such hope that a future for them could still be very bright. Of course, this is just a fan render by an artist named Dan Radcliffe, but hey maybe Capcom will take note. Okay..I'm living a dream world, but then that is what started this blog... Anyway I had to share it here. Check out his ass in the second picture! hee hee.



Cyclops Gets The Patrick Fillion Treatment

$
0
0
Okay, it's not exactly the newest of news, but a little while ago Patrick teased his fans and friends on Facebook with sketches of his rendition of Cyclops. He did post it on his tumblr several weeks ago, but it wasn't until today that he posted it and it's veneration on his site. This one really turned me on like crazy.  I have had a secret thing for Cyclops since my college days.  I was always found him cute, but it wasn't until I started playing Street Fighter Vs X-Men that he really started to totally turn me on.  I think 19 year old me, seeing him on the arcade screen, shaking hands with Ryu at my college was the point where my head was really turned.  Capcom was always so good at brining out the extra sexiness in characters.  (Of course James Marsdens portrayal and the design of him in X-Men Evolution certainly helped keep that flame alive for a long time.)   You know, I have thought about commissioning a Cyclops piece many times over the years, but just never got around to doing it.  After seeing Patricks work, I'm feeling very inspired.  Might just have to open up a can of what ifs with our old naught Marvel Vs Capcom series again!`

 I was really glad to see that Patrick went with the classic bright blue and yellow outfit.  I would say it's the one the vast majority of us fell in love with.  There's something to be said about how pleasing to the eye that blue is in comparison to the emo costume of the movies.  As you can see, the image below is just the mega bulge version.  (The way I think most of us envision him in our minds. In my case especially due to the extra long crotch in the Capcom sprite.) 

 So when Patrick let Scott let it all hang out, how did he chose to draw his cock?  Is he medium sized? Hung like a tree trunk?  Super thick, thin, or somewhere in between?  Shaved, or hairy?  Maybe most importantly is he cut, or uncut?  Well to find out, you will have to take a trip to THE ART OF PATRICK FILLION site to find out! 

Ridehard #3 Is Ready For Action

$
0
0


  It's hard to believe it's been 2 and a half years since we were first introduced to the charming young Agent Alex Ridehard.  The series, now in it's third issue, was created by the artist Alexander and is published by Class Comics.  Ridehard started as and remains to be a very fun and erotic spy series.  Like good old Bond, it's full of sexual puns, clever inventions, hot bodies and daring do. Unlike Bond, it's actually free to fully explore all the spy sex it can throw at us.  The series keeps it's sense of adventure and fun at the forefront, never getting too dark or grim, despite the dire consequences at hand.  Doing this, as well as constantly having Ridehard and the cast do what they does best outside of taking part of the super agent  game takes some dedicated writing.  (Talking bout sex here!)  Maybe I am just coming off one too many dark spy films, where happy endings don't exist, but I really have to give props to Alexander for keeping the series so upbeat in that respect.

Ridehard gets thrown to the dogs in Ridehard #2.
  I never did a review for Ridehard #2.  I regret that, cause I did thoroughly enjoy it. 2013 was a crappy year for me, but the book was certainly a highlight of that time.  Coming a little over a year after the first book, I was ecstatic that Alexander was doing another tale set in this world.  The story of part 2 was excellent.  Alexanders art took on a slightly different look at this point. He was trying new things and this made for a very interesting read.  There were changes in the characters looks.  For example, Ridehard, having been out of the army for so long, has let his smooth bowl like hair cut get a bit spikier.  Alexander reduced the size of Ridehards eyes a bit, making them less expresive. (Something I am still getting used to, as I really loved those big doe eyes on him.  Though he does look very mature with the smaller eyes.  Such a toss up!)

Eye comparison of Alex Ridehard from Book one and Two. Which do you prefer?

  In my review of the first edition, I noted that once a guy was hard, the foreskin was always pulled fully back. In book two Alexander explored some fantastic foreskin positioning on erect dicks and even included a circumcised cock in one scene. (Hey it's set Europe. Ya gotta call the rarities when you see them!)  This made the erotic side of the art even more exciting to explore and enjoy.

  The story was very exciting, with some very interesting twists, turns and clever use of spy gadgets.  In this book, Alex took on a mastermind from Germany.  Among the new German characters Alex made some very dangerous enemies, along with some very close friends! Ridehards lover Styles, only made a brief cameo in book two.  That was a little disappointing, I guess.  I keep in mind that with a lot of these types of stories, the lover from the past adventure is often forgotten, or worse by the start of the next one.  So keeping the continuity solid by reminding us that Alex has a dedicated lover, was more of strong point in my mind.  It said something of Ridehards character, that the love he felt in book one, had not been jaded, or fleeting. For those that missed Styles, I am very happy to report that he's been called back into action in book three. (If you know what I mean.) 


  One of the things that sets Ridehard as a series apart from some other offerings out there, is that each book is it's own story.  There is continuity, with little teasers for the next chapter at the end of each book, but you  are handed a beginning, middle and end, brimming with sex and story, all in just below 30 pages.  It's nice to see that Alexander decided to follow this format while building his fan base, instead instantly giving readers a cliffhanger that, due to the nature of the business, might never be resolved. Ridehard has been a very big success and now Alexander has decided to finally bring the side story of twinky Vincent Valentines seduction of Director Johnson to the forefront.  If you think the sly, pink haired 18 year old intern had daddy issues before, wait till you see what happens when his Russian ties are totally explored.  I don't want to spoil anything, but this is by far the raunchiest bit of Class Comics incest to date.  (At least for a few pages anyway..)  You will have to read the book to find out what I mean!  

 
Not cold enough that pants and shirts can't come off, but not warm enough to remove the boots, gloves and toques. Something we Canadians have in common with Russians I guess. :P
 
All this hot sex in your hands while reading a physical copy used to be a bit of a concern.  Dicks drip precum, fingers get sticky and you never know what's gonna happen if when you finally shoot your load.  Ridehard is the first book to be printed in a very special way to avoid these issues:



Yes Alex Ridehard is a tough boy.  He's gonna be able to take all your cum, time and again! Okay I exaggerate.  The comics are actually just getting a special lamination process done on the covers.  (Front and back I am guessing.)  However this will certainly help keep the fluids that get stuck to your fingers contained on the covers and at least provide a shield if you are fast enough to close the comic before shooting. ;P  As nasty as it sounds, I kind of want to put it to the test and get back to you guys.  Do a little damage control review!

I won't say much else, except that Ridehard #3 continues to hold the standard of adventure, comedy, gadgetry and copious amounts of sex, set by it's predecessors.  By it's end, the first arch of Ridehards adventures have come to an end.  The events of this book however have set up an even more exciting future for our hero.  I can't wait for part 4!

 




Flintstones Bara Found in WWE: Stone Age SmackDown!

$
0
0
So the Flintstones are back after 14 years of basically nothing. (If you blinked you would have easily missed the one and only showing of On The Rocks in 2001.)  This time around, they have teamed the characters up with WWE superstars for a decent little movie.  I got some laughs out of it.  It certainly tries to carry the spirit of the series origins.  There's an odd attempt to make the characters look like they did when the series first started. I guess since people are still trying to follow Ren & Stimpy 25 years later, they decided to keep the bizarre characters models found in On The Rocks. This exaggerated, stretchy art style first appeared on merchandise in the 90s and was refined (in a super ugly way) in On The Rocks.  The character designs have been toned down a bit since then, at least in the case of Fred and Barney.  Wilma and Betty don't fare nearly as well.  Personally I never found anything wrong with the designs the series came to find as the standard, but I appreciate the attempt on display here for the most part here. 




 Cenastone and Mysteriopal engage in a flex off.  Freds Reaction is pretty priceless.  Pretty much sums up my reaction to wrestling in general. 


I absolutely HATE the redesigns of Betty and Wilma.  Their eyes are terrible, their bodies too small and those chicken legs have to go. (Not to mention boobs on Betty just looks wrong to me and I am no prude!)


I think my biggest issue is with the voice acting.  Oh, it's not bad, but it doesn't have any of the heart, or charm of the original voice actors, or any that came afterward.  First off, is fucking Tress MacNeille the only voice actress in Hollywood? One note MacNeille knows how to do one side of Wilma Flintstone:  The sarcastic, snarky side.  There's none of the warmth, or kindness that Jean Vander Pyl brought to the character.  
Fred is voice by Jeff Allen Bergman, who has voiced Fred in the past.(Most notably in On The Rocks and Family Guy segments.)  The problem with Bergman's Fred is that he suffers from Homer Simpson Syndrome.  He's a dummy.  Sure Fred isn't the brightest bulb on the tree, but you didn't expect his every other world to DUH when Reed, or Corden voiced him  I can't help but see more Peter Griffin here, then I can see of the true Fred.  Rounding off the cast (There's no reason to mention Betty as she is given next to nothing to do anyway) is Kevin Michael Richardson doing an exaggerated imitation of early Barney.  He does a good job honestly.  The real issue I have is that all I hear is Principle Lewis every time he opens his mouth. 
I should also mention John George O'Hurley doing Mr. Slate.  It just felt so off. I kept waiting for him to call his secratery Elaine Benestone. ugh...Again, are there no other voice actors that can do a funny boss character? -_-  None of this is horrible, it's just very different from the classic show, they are are so desperately trying to convince you they are channeling. 

Check this out:






As I said, the designs of some of the characters like Hoppy are very stretchy.  When you put Hoppy in the same frame as a wrestler, which is NOT stretchy, it combines together for a very odd visual package.  Some characters wind up looking like they fell out of another cartoon altogether. I think Hoppy must have been animated by the last surviving Kennedy Cartoons artist. :P


 Like On The Rocks, there's a few off color jokes and very unFlintstone like behaviors found in this special.  Kids throw live animals to a hungry T-Rex, in a ball toss game, Barney makes comments about how hot Wilma is. (Okay that one might not be so far from the original series.)  Most uncomfortable of all though is the twincest hug between the two female wrestlers. It'll just leave you feeling icky all over. This soooooo doesn't belong in an official Flintstones product.  

Now even after saying all that, I still can really recommend this little movie. There are some really funny gags.  (Some borrowed from Looney Tunes. I guess they forgot what series they were working on.)  While I am not a wrestling fan, I know enough about it, to at least appreciate and recognize most of the cast.  The plot is nothing special, but at least it doesn't drag on long past it's welcome like some HB movies tended to do in the late 80s and early 90s.  One thing I can say without a doubt is how beautiful the backgrounds are.  The ones of the town especially capture the spirit of the first season of the show.  Fred even takes the Stonehenge highway from the original credits! 





Final Verdict?
Flintstones in the WWE Stone Age Smackdown, is a bit nasty around the edges, but it's also a fun little romp with characters we haven't seen animated in over a decade and may not see again for an even longer time.  Might as well take a trip to Bedrock and enjoy the ride.




Friday Morning Bathroom Butt Play

$
0
0
Friday mornings routine isn't so bad, if you could share you bathroom with these two.  After a passionate night of love making, Apis and Belvadar have woken up feeling frisky. Watching that steam of gold rush out of Apis thick brown foreskin is really turning Bel on.  He can feel his cock start to grow, his cock head stretching and pulling his foreskin ever so slowly back in the process.  Bel bends forward a bit, his towel slipping down in the process and presents his ass.  Apis can't resist fingering that shiny black butt, warm and moist, right out of the shower.  He loves watching his man shave. Belvadar is secretly hoping he's saving some of that piss stream for when he inserts his massive manbull dick in his ass in a few moments.  Then, he can have a shower again, this time together...
This super sexy image was drawn by Gene Lightfoot based on a concept I came up with in the shower! If the boys Gene drew were in my bathroom, I would never, ever sleep in!

GuyToonist's Speedo Clad Leprechaun!

$
0
0
Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! I hope you all remembered to wear green, cause if you didn't, then Guytoonist's Leprechaun will come after ya!  He'll be a pinching ya all over and tickling ya, till ya canna take no more. Then he'll pull off those green speedos and thrust that big old clover right up yer arse.  By the time he's spilled his seed, you'll feel like you been walloped in the backside for an hour with the Blarney Stone itself. Ay, that'll teach ye..
A huge thank you to Guytoonist you surprised me with this special piece of holiday magic!  I will take his art over a pot of gold anyway.  (They come with too many curses from the little people anyway.)  Sadly I had company over for the holiday and they didn't leave till 20 mins ago.  We had a great time playing cards and enjoying a holiday tradition:


However you spent to celebrate, keep safe and have fun. I wish that all your worries were fewer and further apart then grandmas teeth this coming year!


Class Comic's Inferno Is Hella Fun!

$
0
0

Class Comics newest release might not be for everyone.  A 14 page pulsating piece of fan fiction that delves a little deeper into the demonic sexual deviation of devil worship, then pretty much any other comic the company has produced.  Nico Brunet decided to go into so all in, so it might not be for the faint of heart.  We're very thankfully not talking about a comic that is a sick and twisted as the Demonic Sex series, but for those that have qualms about anything involving Satan, you may be weary of some of the contents.  I grew up very religious.  So much so that fear of the Devil developed into a life long OCD that feed on that fear.  I've grown past that now and by reading this book, I came to see just how much.  (Though it still twinged a little during certain lines. Isn't it WONDERFUL how religion leaves a seed that can totally fuck with your rational mind?)  All I can say is, just keep remember that this is just a comic and that Bob is Patrick Fillions perverse personification of the ruler of Hell.  (Is he in fact the one and only devil?  Sometimes I wonder.) 
ANYWAY...Personal issues one might have aside, the book itself is really fantastic stuff.  The story focuses around Rusty, who was Deimos informant and his decent into hell.  No redemption for Rusty, the hooker took a job for the devil and failed.  Bob doesn't seem to care that Rusty failed though.  (He's been met with enough of that with Deimos at this point anyway.)  No, this story focuses on Rusty's relationship with Bob that leads to a very intriguing and very dark place.  Rusty isn't so much a spirit, as a physical being when he enters Bob's domain.  He even has the scars where he was stitched up, after having certain body parts bit off.  (Reminds me of Beatlejuice a bit, save for the fact that, in that reality ghosts didn't get reassembled.)



I have to say, that I am a little skeptical as the why Rusty was chosen for this all important procedure.  Then I thought, well his history is practically unknown and if Nico were to continue this story line, I would love to see it explored.  I have a funny feeling that Bob's plan may have some fetal flaws, even if he thinks he has drained out all of Rusty by the end, that lingering thread of his spirit that still dwells within, may have something to say when they finally go up against Diemos.  Or maybe I was missing the whole point of the story, which might be trying to say that if you are a hooker, all you are is flesh and desire.  That's fun to exploit, but with nothing decent within you anyway, you might as well not have a mind and spirit of your own?  Even with scum like Rusty, I'm a little more optimistic then that. (Hey the man tried to kill Deimos and gave him crabs on the first page we met him on, I can assume he's scum!!!)  Too be very honest, I was a little sad that Rusty died off so quickly. I wanted to know more about him and his history. In this book we get a little more time with him at least.  Nico draws both Rusty and Bob as beautifully in ink and script, as the 14 pages are cholk full of narrative.  (Sometimes I wanted to skip ahead as I realized my um..enjoyment, might be ending a little too son cause of it! :P)  The whole comic comes off as one great love letter by someone who is totally enamored with the series.  I think fans will really appreciate it for this fact.  I know I did. After you are done with the 14 page story, there is WHOPPING 34 pages of behind the scenes stuff.  Full character pin ups, comic sketch pages, character sketches, etc.  That's a lot of sweet content.

************Spoiler**************
There is one part that I gotta mention, that shows exactly what I mean regarding the narrative helping the panels be strong.  The part with the disgusting creature known as Vamp-Pig.  It's a mega nasty little demonic cherub, that does something with it's brain at one point that might make you want to hurl, but when you read the accompanying text, it turned into a surprising sensual experience. (Although a bit stomach turning still for some nonetheless.)
   ******************Spoiler Ends*********************

 There's something very off putting about those creepy cherub demons with those underdeveloped looking alien heads and womb eyes.  Looks like they were born not even half developed yet save for their cocks...ick.  Thankfully the main characters are super sexy.

Fucking on the fields of hell itself!


The comic is currently only avaiable in Digital form.  A fully physical, version, or even one just composed of comics and pin ups would be nice, but I have no idea if that is coming, or not.  Heck, this comic came right out of gate, having only been announced around the 20th of Feb 2015.   You can get the comic here and you want have to sell yourself to hell to get it, as it's only $4.75!:

Class Comic's Inferno Digital Edition

Jokes on Vann Illia One Pager

$
0
0
Good morning, I'm gonna end this week with the very first comic drawn for the blog by Princeofhearts. In it you will be introduced to two new characters as Vann tries out his rescue skills once again!  The Jester Will Northern cries out for help and Vann leaps to the rescue! I hope you enjoy it!


All's well that ends well! No hard feelings, just a lot of hard dicks! :P


Princeofhearts was a huge delight to work with.  He took doing the project very much to 'heart.'  His desire to insure that he got the characters just right from the start told me this was gonna be a great experience.  His willingness to see the project was not only done quickly, but as beautifully as he could possibly muster insured him in list of artist that I must very strongly recommend and keep in mind for any future projects he may be willing to help take on.  The only thing that slowed this project down was me, having to deal with so many personal and work related issues last month.

Bonus Feature!  

Working with Princeofhearts was a wonderful time. He worked very quickly and gave a lot of feedback in both written and sketch form regarding even such a short project such as this.  Below you will see my initial sketches.  The first panel I submitted to him in text only. That is why there is a '2' beside the first doodle of Vann Illia.


Here are the many concept sketches Princeofhearts did of Jebbadon.  Various stances and costume pieces were discussed.  The cock brace was a favorite of mine, but we didn't include it in this particular scene.  I wanted to do something different from Kraw Last, but making the 'antagonist' a little more animal like. I love the scales, but thought they might make drawing him a bit of a chore.
Here is Princeofhearts first ever sketch of Vann Illia.  He did a magnificent job, bestowing him with an epic chest and sweet brick like abs.  As you can see he even went over various designs for the clubs!

Lil Deep Birthday Wishes For Adonix

$
0
0

Last Monday was Adonix birthday.  FallenAngel and I got together to bring him something featuring his most beloved character on our blog, Lil Deep.  Another popular character, lingers at the bottom of the page, unimpressed that he is not sharing any of the spotlight with Deep. He only gets a little lantern fish light..Maybe it is time to give this boy toy some more love?
One thing is for sure, Fallenangel excreted a vast amount of love onto Lil Deep and the rest of this one day masterpiece.  Lil Deep has never looked so adorable.  His cock is so astounding, all big, bright, with water sparkling and cascading down it...This is one shark who's sudden breaking of the surf wouldn't have you heading in the other direction.  I hope this image made Adonix feel years younger!

Guys, I just got an advance copy of Space Cadet #3!!! My stomach is full of butterflies of anticipation! I can't wait to read it before I go to bed.  I have to go to the hospital tomorrow, so man did this little surprise help totally flip my mood!!! I hope I will be able to tell you guys what I think of it tomorrow night.

Viewing all 367 articles
Browse latest View live